Before heading to the movies, D and I stopped in to one of Ridgecrest's fine dining establishments.

D: There's something on my seat...like a bag or something

Me: What is it?

D: (Holds up bag) Is this weed??

Waiter: (Grabs bag) Ahh...it's marijuana. Is it yours?

D: No.

The waiter then laughed and walked away with bag.
Totally bizarre.