Somehow I agreed to see Conan the Barbarian on the big screen with D and my brother.

I enjoy the film as much as the next guy but it was cramped and the smell of nerd sweat was wafting through the air.

Conan was the third of five movies being shown that night, so many people had been sitting in the theater for hours by the time I got there.

I peaced out the second the credits rolled.